Brian X Jesus

Para aproveitar aproveitar a polêmica e dar uma resposta para a babaquice considerada antisemita pela maioria dos seres alfabetizados, está sendo relançado nos EUA, o filme a "Vida de Brian", do Monty Python. Veja BBC. Apesar do caráter marqueteiro, nenhuma resposta mais perfeita perfeita poderia ser dada para os conservadores intolerantes

The Biblical satire will be re-released in Los Angeles, New York and other US cities to mark its 25th anniversary. Adverts will challenge Mel Gibson's blockbuster with the lines "Mel or Monty?", "The Passion or the Python?"

Para quem ainda não se localizou, segue a letra da música cantada pelo Brian e outros condenados crucifixados no final do filme. É engraçado pq apesar de não ter sido feita para isso, é uma música que me traz esperança em alguns momentos difíceis. Nas caminhadas mais longas ou travessias de bicicleta quando a dor tenta vencer martelando no meu cérebro "O que diabos eu estou fazendo aqui? Queria estar em casa vendo TV", costumo substituir estes pensamentos derrotistas por:

Bright Side of Life

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life,

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.